Life

China

 So you buy your meals with this lady...

 And then you might have to go to the toilet here...

And afterwards, you stand in this line...

which makes you feel like this.

 However, when you go home and look at your husband's Ipod and see photos like this one, and remember that the man served you free tee.

 And you aslo remember that you saw this cool dude walking down the street.

So you do this, thanking him for the cool adventure that not many other people can have. (And no, I did not give him the black eye--it was an eye infection-which he had cleared up for 5 bucks).